The perpetrator. This is the best photo of Dave Freeman that his family could find. He claims to be the father of two teenagers and the trophy husband of a gorgeous, highly-intelligent woman who is clearly out of his league. Note that he wanders and rambles a lot, and he also claims to be hilarious and loveable. If you see him, please do not approach him. Instead, immediately contact his wife, who will pick him up, take him home, give him his meds, and put his crazy ass to bed.